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A: First you ... then you .

A: Why the hell did you ?

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This is the first time I checked my talk page to find a WP:POST that I looked at in 5 years. The reason I looked is it had twice as many links as usual. I had never noticed a humor section before so it is one of about 5 links I checked. So 5 links in 5 years and I land on a joke I don't get. Since I am seeing this less than 3 hours after it was posted to my talk page. I am the first person to officially announce that I don't get the joke.--TonyTheTiger (T / C / WP:FOUR / WP:CHICAGO / WP:WAWARD) 12:48, 24 December 2023 (UTC)[reply]
ChatGPT 4 says:

Q: How do you tickle a sleepy bear?

A: First you tread lightly... then you run like the wind.

Q: But what do you do with the honey?

A: Why the hell did you bring honey to a bear-tickling contest?

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