Hi fellow Wikipedia editors! I don't know if you remember us, but we're the people who used to make those cheesy T-shirts before we were so rudely shut down we were closed because of unfortunate circumstances.
Anyway, we're back, and we decided to create some awesome new merchandise for you editors! Not that the Wikimedia Store isn't already great, but we wanted to create some new merch for some more specialized accomplishments in Wikipedia. So we're releasing two amazing gems that will surely honor some of your accomplishments: the FA Cup and the DYK Pic!

If you know that one editor in your life that's been toiling for ages to make an article the best it can be, why not remind them of their hard work by rewarding them with a FA Cup? Everyone wants to bring a FA Cup into the world!
Not only that, but for a small extra charge, you can buy a lid for your FA Cup to open and close it. And they're in limited supply, so make sure to buy one quickly, because we want to make sure you can shut the FA Cup!

Do you know someone whose userpage is being cluttered with templates announcing all the articles they've brought to the main page? Then make sure to send them a DYK Pic! The DYK Pic is a new photo album that stores pictures of all the DYKs you have—even if it's only one! If you want to remember your DYK, store that memory forever in a DYK Pic. The DYK Pic is the best way to show off your DYK because you can send it to anyone—your spouse, your boss, and even your grandma (who, trust us, will be proud of you.)
Now, I know some of you editors are a little more humble, and you don't feel like getting a DYK Pic because you feel like that's a bit too egotistical. That's okay! We offer free shipping if it's given as a gift. So if you happen to know the subject of the most recent article you brought to Did You Know, send them a DYK Pic with photos of their article. You can also personalize it to add a message in front, so we suggest adding a word of congratulations: "Congrats, you're a DYK!"

And we realized that we had some new T-shirts hidden away, so these are available for purchase as well!

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  I added over 10,000 bytes to an article. That's a real piece of AS.
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  They say Wikipedia is not a WP:CRYSTALBALL, but technically, no one ever specified what the puzzle globe's made of.
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  You want to create an article and take it to DYK, GA, & FA? May the 4 be with you.
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  WP:NO, WP:NOT, WP:NONO, WP:DON'T, WP:NEVER, WP:NAW, WP:NOPE, WP:NAY, WP:NONSENSE / WP:YES / CONCLUSION: Wikipedia editors are pessimists.