Joe Biden withdraws RfA, Donald Trump selects co-nom

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Joe Biden withdraws RfA, Donald Trump selects co-nom

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(NB: due to time constraints, the result of this article's Administrators' Noticeboard thread, Arbitration Committee case request and/or Miscellany for Deletion nomination was predicted and implemented ahead of press time.)

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There seems to be something wrong here, all the text is black and I can't read it. Cheers — Amakuru (talk) 09:38, 22 July 2024 (UTC)[reply]

shocking news! Josethewikier (talk) 09:39, 22 July 2024 (UTC)[reply]

Good one, lol xP The Herald (Benison) (talk) 10:06, 22 July 2024 (UTC)[reply]
I expected better :/ Neocorelight (Talk) 11:19, 22 July 2024 (UTC)[reply]
Eyeglasses and finger guns! - UtherSRG (talk) 11:35, 22 July 2024 (UTC)[reply]
Redacted! kencf0618 (talk) 11:52, 22 July 2024 (UTC)[reply]

I can't read it. Maybe I need new Wikipedian Glasses? The Master of Hedgehogs ^(converse) ^(hedgehogs) 14:07, 22 July 2024 (UTC)[reply]

I'm completely neutral as to whether or not this might actually be funny to someone. Carrite (talk) 19:11, 22 July 2024 (UTC)[reply]

Everything looks redacted. Why can’t I see the story??? GrayStorm^{(Complaints Dept.|My Contribs.)} 19:41, 22 July 2024 (UTC)[reply]
It's not redacted!!!!!2600:1016:A10B:8D30:3AD3:E55C:50B8:B76C (talk) 20:50, 22 July 2024 (UTC)[reply]

Actually, there is only black squares and puncs.2600:1016:A10B:8D30:3AD3:E55C:50B8:B76C (talk) 20:50, 22 July 2024 (UTC)[reply]
- Because its controversial.2600:1016:A10B:8D30:3AD3:E55C:50B8:B76C (talk) 20:50, 22 July 2024 (UTC)[reply]

If all you're seeing are black squares with the occasional word sprinkled in, you don't have the appropriate security clearance and need to know. --Hammersoft (talk) 02:36, 23 July 2024 (UTC)[reply]

Correct. jp×g 🗯️ 04:28, 23 July 2024 (UTC)[reply]

Impressive. The RfA headline isn't complete without the mention of Kamala Harris though... "Co-nom Kamala Harris replaces Joe Biden at RfA..." – robertsky (talk) 07:43, 23 July 2024 (UTC)[reply]

Will someone leak those ArbComm emails? The Cabal stole the election and I have proof!^[FBDB] ~ 🦝 Shushugah (he/him • talk) 08:08, 23 July 2024 (UTC)[reply]

Guest written by the SCP Foundation? igordebraga ≠ 01:50, 24 July 2024 (UTC)[reply]

What, no "Did you fall from a Coco Nut tree?" and "Brat"? How about them 2024 APSA Presidential ratings, nicely buttressed by Abraham Lincoln at one end and ██'██ █████ ██ ███ █████████ ██ ████ ███████████?

— Neonorange (talk to Phil) (he, they) 06:45, 25 July 2024 (UTC) —[reply]

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