Chickenz are the most common type of poultry in the world, clucking in at about 19 billion.^[1][2] In contrast, there are only 7.5 billion people alive right now.^[3] This comes to about 2.5 chickens per human, clearly we are outnumbered.^[4] We should be concerned. Since perhaps only knowledgeable Wikipedians know this now, many editors have already developed Alektorophobia.^[5] Signs of unrest continue to come in.^{[6][7][8][9][10][11][12]} Much of the anger coming from hens, capons, chicks and roosters is associated with the Wikipedia articles which cast them as buffons and simpletons. These include:

• Chicken eyeglasses – Tiny spectacles for chicks, to stop them from seeing red.
• Spooky stories – that roosters tell their chicks.
• Exploitation of chickens – Humans disrupt the development of very young chickens and then hide them under the bushes in the backyard. After this, they try to blame a rabbit for the crime. Deceiving little children is part of this ritual.
• Chicken Dance, Chicken (dance) – There is a huge difference.
• Chicken gun – Valuable for the mitigation of damage from bird strikes. The chicken carcass must be thawed first, though.
• Chicken hypnotism – Have you ever wanted to hypnotize a chicken? If not, why not?
• Foghorn Leghorn – "That's a joke, ah say, that's a joke, son."
• Egghead – Never thought Uncle Foghorn was funny.
• Chicken or the egg – Which came first? Leave comments below.
• Blame the chickens – Chickens initial and feeble attempt to annihilate humans.
• Chicken sexer – A person who has been specially trained to determine the gender of chicken hatchlings.
• Chicken Powered Nuclear Bomb – A British project to lay nuclear mines in West Germany during the Cold War
• Empathy in chickens – Have some empathy when eating crunchy little tykes.
• Hollywood Freeway chickens – A colony of feral chickens that have been living underneath a highway off-ramp since 1970.
• Mike the Headless Chicken – A rooster that lived for 18 months with its head cut off.
• Tastes like chicken – But baked, grilled, or fried?
• Chicken and duck blood soup – Heads and feet included.
• Ernie the Giant Chicken – TV chicken of fame.
• Cannibalism in poultry See: tastes like chicken.
• Henny Penny – A chicken's contribution to the English language and the idiom indicating a hysterical or mistaken belief that disaster is imminent.
• The Little Red Hen – the first female entre-hen-neur.
• What is the Primary postulate – the answer to this is the bedrock for all western philosophy.

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